I'd like to thank...... err......

The only news story today of course concerns awards.

Yes, as i'm sure you all know by now, headphonesex has been awarded the prestigious Stumpy Moose website of the year!

The postman brought news of my famous victory this morning, when he stuck a couple of kippers through my letter box.



So tell me James Blunt... can you eat a Brit Award for breakfast? I think not.