You like my boobs?
I guess everyone's seen this as it was in the b3ta newsletter last week, but if not it's pretty freaky.
Just stare at the cross in the centre for a few seconds....
Source
Otherwise, if you have a million quid to spare (and who doesn't), why not buy some of Vincent Gallo's spunk? (surname not included)
It's strange, because despite being available most weekends for a pint and a bag of pork scratchings, there doesn't seemt to be a great deal of demand for mine. But then again how can I hope to match up to Mr Gallo's considerable talents:
'aside from being multi talented in all creative fields, he was also multi talented as an athlete, winning several awards for performing in the games of baseball, football and hockey and making it to the professional level of grand prix motorcycle racing. Mr. Gallo is 5'11" and has blue eyes. There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry (no cripples) and no history of congenital diseases. If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.) I don't know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can't hurt. Mr. Gallo also presently maintains a distinctively full head of hair and at the age of 43 has surprisingly few gray hairs. Though his features are sharp and extreme, they would probably blend well with a softer, more subtly featured female.'
But hey, you come here for music rather than to hear about celebrity spunk.
This may be a short post though, since I know very little about the two artists involved. Despite this being the third track by Digitalism i've posted in the last fortnight I still have no idea who they are. I've also, in the 30 seconds i've been looking, not been able to find out much about Munk... except that they release records on Gomma, and that their previous single 'Kick Out The Chairs' is the best record LCD Soundsytem ever recorded.
This Digitalism remix is off Munk's new 12" - and I nearly overlooked it after listening to the annoying 'you're all alone in the disco' vocal at the beginning. Stick with it though, as the vocal finishes after a minute and you can concentrate on rocking hard.
MUNK - DISCO CLOWN (DIGITALISM REMIX)
I wasn't going to post this as most of you have probably heard it. However, under the pretence of it being a slightly different mix ... kick out the chairs motherfuckers!
MUNK (with James Murphy & Nancy Whang) - KICK OUT THE CHAIRS (TOMBOY REMIX)
What a tune.
Off to OurDisco tonight - hopefully to listen to songs similar to those two. Then tomorrow it's a massive FA Cup tie for my local team - as Burnham take on the mighty Aldershot Town. This could be history in the making... come on you Blues!! A round two tie against Wycombe would be glorious.
Lastly... i'm having to give up on the mix for now. I just cannot get the damn thing downloading properly no matter what I do. I've tried yousendit, rapidshare, savefile.. and of course my server. I've also tried re-encoding it. The download buggers up no matter what I do. It'll be back at some point but don't hold your breath!
Just stare at the cross in the centre for a few seconds....
Source
Otherwise, if you have a million quid to spare (and who doesn't), why not buy some of Vincent Gallo's spunk? (surname not included)
It's strange, because despite being available most weekends for a pint and a bag of pork scratchings, there doesn't seemt to be a great deal of demand for mine. But then again how can I hope to match up to Mr Gallo's considerable talents:
'aside from being multi talented in all creative fields, he was also multi talented as an athlete, winning several awards for performing in the games of baseball, football and hockey and making it to the professional level of grand prix motorcycle racing. Mr. Gallo is 5'11" and has blue eyes. There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry (no cripples) and no history of congenital diseases. If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.) I don't know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can't hurt. Mr. Gallo also presently maintains a distinctively full head of hair and at the age of 43 has surprisingly few gray hairs. Though his features are sharp and extreme, they would probably blend well with a softer, more subtly featured female.'
But hey, you come here for music rather than to hear about celebrity spunk.
This may be a short post though, since I know very little about the two artists involved. Despite this being the third track by Digitalism i've posted in the last fortnight I still have no idea who they are. I've also, in the 30 seconds i've been looking, not been able to find out much about Munk... except that they release records on Gomma, and that their previous single 'Kick Out The Chairs' is the best record LCD Soundsytem ever recorded.
This Digitalism remix is off Munk's new 12" - and I nearly overlooked it after listening to the annoying 'you're all alone in the disco' vocal at the beginning. Stick with it though, as the vocal finishes after a minute and you can concentrate on rocking hard.
MUNK - DISCO CLOWN (DIGITALISM REMIX)
I wasn't going to post this as most of you have probably heard it. However, under the pretence of it being a slightly different mix ... kick out the chairs motherfuckers!
MUNK (with James Murphy & Nancy Whang) - KICK OUT THE CHAIRS (TOMBOY REMIX)
What a tune.
Off to OurDisco tonight - hopefully to listen to songs similar to those two. Then tomorrow it's a massive FA Cup tie for my local team - as Burnham take on the mighty Aldershot Town. This could be history in the making... come on you Blues!! A round two tie against Wycombe would be glorious.
Lastly... i'm having to give up on the mix for now. I just cannot get the damn thing downloading properly no matter what I do. I've tried yousendit, rapidshare, savefile.. and of course my server. I've also tried re-encoding it. The download buggers up no matter what I do. It'll be back at some point but don't hold your breath!
posted by headphonesex @ 5:38 PM
