Fly me to the Moon

According to today's Guardian, this is how to make the 'Ultimate Paper Plane'.

Now i've just spent 5 minutes creating this bad boy.. deep in concentration.. pulling some extreme origami moves.

And it's crap.


If you want a paper plane that flies up vertically then dive bombs straight back to earth it is indeed the Ultimate. Otherwise my testing has proved a standard ten-second bodge job to be vastly superior on every level. (except the 'floating up vertically before crashing to the ground' level)


Let me know if you fare any better....